“Researchers have recently developed a male contraceptive shot that has worked 78 percent of the time on monkeys. Which is great if your monkey hates condoms as much as mine does.” ~ Tina Fey
“The movie Broke Back Mountain opened this week. The movie is making history as the first movie ever where the good guys get it in the end.” ~ Don Fey (Tina Fey’s 72 year old father.)
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"If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it." ~ Toni Morrison.