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Ok. Let me think about this. So, you think that it is well worth injecting your body with a known heavy metal that leads to early death, makes you angry and antisocial, and poisons pretty much every cell in your body. You do this because some fool said it's a good idea. Said fool, as always, continues on to exalt the wonders of 'killing yourself to make you whole' and the words alone seem so fantastic that they must be true.

They are fantastic because it's bullshit.

Just don't do it. Eat raw blowfish if you need an exciting (and quick and expensive and utterly stupid) suicide. But, who am I to piss on your fun-parade. Mercury is slow death. That means idiots can sell it to hungry heartbreaks without too much worry that instant death will ruin their business.

All joking aside - if it seems stupid (and you know there's that bit of light inside yourself telling you that it is) then it probably IS stupid.

Then again - I have wings with furry animals residing therein. They are tasty. I admit. But over time, they will make me a kindergarten teacher. I just can't stop. Stupid is as stupid does.